Grown men dressed as children on push bikes

Bloody hell nearly 3 months of radio silence...i'm back.

I'm not sure if this is all over the country or just in Nottingham but what the fuck is going on with grown men dressed as children riding push bikes? It's so bloody weird. I just don't get it.

I suggest you all keep an eye out and make a note of how many you see per day in similar vein to community service crims counting traffic or geography degree students doing another pointless survey of how many catalytic converters they can spot as research into their pointless dissertation on climate change that no one will read before they get a low paid "work experience" position as a dogs body for a researcher at a university in the hope that doors will open which inevitably they won't before settling into a job as an admin assistant in an office of a power company with an attitude of "I’m better than you losers" before finally and fundamentally giving in and becoming a geography teacher. So yeah similar to that.

I think a survey on how many grown men dressed as children on push bikes is a much more interesting survey than that undertaken by wide eyed geography undergraduates.
More fun is the game I’ve devised.
You score points depending on what type of grown man dressed as child on a push bike you happen to spot.

Firstly a grown man dressed as a child bit is basically a man dressed in a sports tracksuit, similar to what a child would get for Christmas from his parents that he's not allowed to go to football training in because it "would get ruined" normally an Umbro, a Reebok or an adidas. I for one had a Scotland "leisure tracksuit" which was Umbro (standard) as a child (despite not being from Scotland) that I wasn't allowed to wear to football training. Instead the tracksuit was used as an almost ball gown like piece of clothing that was only wheeled out for special occasions such as Christmas, Friends birthday parties, and general showing off. God forbid it ever being used for its actual purpose of sport.

The game is one of spotting and point winning. It should last an hour whilst walking round an English city and there should be a point keeper.

The criteria is as follows:

Man dressed as child on a push bike - 1 point
Man dressed as child on a push bike with a girl walking by his side - 2 points
Man dressed as child on a push bike with a jumper over the top of his tracksuit - 2 points
Man dressed as child on a push bike with a spliff on the go - 3 points
Man dressed as child on a push bike swearing loudly down his phone (the phrase "oh my days also counts) - 3 points
Man dressed as child on a push bike talking loudly down his phone in some sort of muddled patwa (words such as "bumbaclat or razclat) - 4 points
Man dressed as child - Having an argument with another man dressed as a child on a push bike by his side - 5 points.

That's the rules but like scrabble the best scores are the combination scores.
For example a man dressed as a child on a push bike with a girl walking by his side, with a spliff on the go, swearing down his phone in muddled patwa whilst arguing with another man dressed as a child on a push bike by his side would score you a whopping 14 points.

So there you go. Fuck Angry Birds.

Well Captain Dangerous stuff...I haven't bothered updating for a while because i decided to wait until I had some proper information. I.e. Facts. I'm tired of smoke up my arse so here are some actual facts...
Single is out July 4th... video is almost finished, we're headlining Proud Camden on July 8th, and been doing loads of interviews. We're recording the follow up single on July 3rd.

More live shows announced soon...enjoy the game.

RIP Macho Man

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